November 2009
3 posts
September 2009
5 posts
my spirit animal is le tigre
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I Couldn't Say It Better: Florida Says Yes to... →
quinnclit:
homopolitico:
This is one of the best juxtapositions of backwards Florida laws I have seen.
Glenna Milberg’s blog, Milberg’s Musings, recently had a great entry called “Who’s Your Daddy”, which looked at two different court cases happening at the same time in South Florida. One was a child abuse case against a man named Loscar Rodriguez, a father who “disciplined” his kid so much...
August 2009
16 posts
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Questions? Comments? Want to tell me you love me? :)
GF APPLICATION →
I want to see what y’all have to say! :D so get to applying.
Only rapists can prevent rape:
kimpulse:
sexismandthecity:charlottes:lickystickypickyme:
A lot has been said about how to prevent rape. Women should learn self-defense. Women should lock themselves in their houses after dark. Women shouldn’t have long hair and women shouldn’t wear short skirts. Women shouldn’t leave drinks unattended. Fuck, they shouldn’t dare to get drunk at all. Instead of that bullshit, how about:
If a...
FUCK PROJECT RUNWAY.
Ari Fish is a genius. Y’all don’t even know.
Seriously.
It’s 3:46 and I’m looking at pictures of cats, instead of, you know, sleeping.
Trisha Van Wig is a beautiful person.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I really want mashed potatoes.
p.s. according to this “career pathway” thing from school I’m either gonna be an actress or a librarian.
July 2009
7 posts
Impossible
Sophie (me): Why do I have a bunch of shoes that aren't mine? And why are all of MY shoes missing their laces? omgggg
Toby: And that was the day that Sophie Haddad realized she was TOO artsy.
This chick is cool. Seriously. →
Does The U.S. Constitution Already Make Gay... →
wooord.
June 2009
26 posts
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY NIGHT
Okay. So here’s what happhapphappened. FIRST. I went to pick up Hattie at like, 5. Then we went to Westport and walked over to the Westport Coffeehouse with Helena and Eli and Ben and bought LEMON SEED POPPY NUFFINS! Yes, ladies and gents, that’s what they’re called now.
Then we hopped next door to good ol’ B-E-A-U-MONT CLUB. Fuck. I love that place. We went in and hung...
Please apply within
mskrebstar:
ihateblogging:
mskrebstar:
My dream woman is a lipstick lesbian fashionista who makes her living as a research scientist.
Dislikes: unsolved problems, dirt
Likes: laughter, children, hiking, yogurt, cleaning up after me
That’s not too much to ask, right?
And if you find two, send the other one my way. She can like dirt though.
“I have to say, your resume is very...
The honeymoon is over
mskrebstar:
Okay, is it just me, or can you not comment on tumblr posts?
That is such a huge let down for me.
And it was shaping up to be such a beautiful relationship…
I don’t like that either.
You have to either “like” a post or reblog it like this. ;(
I just learned I can “tumbl” or whatever from my phone. So now I’m doing that. I dunno what to write though, so the end.
lmao.
Shannon: Because Jesus was a jew.
Shannon: /arab.
Shannon: /black.
Me: Kind of like me.
Vegan Recipe: Peanut Butter Cookies
Ingredients:
- 1 1/2 cups of flour
- 1 cup of peanut butter (I prefer chunky, but either kind works)
- 1/2 cup of vegetable oil
- 1 cup of sugar
- 2 teaspoons of vanilla
Directions:
Mix all the ingredients in a bowl. Roll dough into 2-inch balls and place on an ungreased cookie sheet.
Take a fork and squish the balls of dough so they are slightly flatter and have the criss-cross...
It's Sunday
mylegisfallingasleep:
It’s Sunday.
http://flashyloops.eastofosaka.net/rmualeuale/
Enough said.
totally agree.
owait, I'm allergic to peen.
Shannon: Penis.
Me: Can I have it?
Shannon: What?
vOtE oN tHiS!!! →
Vote “The Ssion” for the Electronic/Dance category, and “Cody Critcheloe” for the Frontman/Frontwoman category.
… The rest I don’t care about.
Thanks. ;D
This is possibly the most stoner thing I've said...
Me: Dude. You know how aliens from Mars are called Martians?
Shannon: Yeah?
Me: Nartians.
I love scaring normal people.
K so, this girl totally stole my AIM name. Which isn't cool. It's basically the same thing but less awesome. This is how our conversation went.
Me: Tell me something random.
Name-stealer: oh hi.
Name-stealer: um
Name-stealer: idk
Me: You're lame.
Me: Okay
Me: let's try this
Me: Imagine yourself in a quiet meadow
Me: the grass is green
Me: the sun is up
Me: and there are cute little bunnies hopping about.
Me: You're at complete peace.
Me: Then, some guy comes up behind you, and shoves his dick in your ass
Me: Who is the guy?
Me: Don't worry
Me: your not the first person i've asked this.
Name-stealer: im so confused.
Me: Who is the guy?
Name-stealer: idk.. some random guy that i hopefully dont know ?
Me: Wrong.
Me: It was Carrot Top.