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My dream woman is a lipstick lesbian fashionista who makes her living as a research scientist.
Dislikes: unsolved problems, dirt
Likes: laughter, children, hiking, yogurt, cleaning up after me
That’s not too much to ask, right?
And if you find two, send the other one my way. She can like dirt though.
“I have to say, your resume is very impressive… Astrophysicist? Very nice. Let’s see… Fashion internship, very good… Volunteer at an orphanage, we like that… Interests… Soil? Oh uhhh… You know, I’m… I’m just going to refer you to a colleague of mine…”
I think that we would be good business partners.
Via: FUCKIN A FUNNY SHIT
